Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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