even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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