Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
If its not for food we ain't going out.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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