Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
operation harelip BJ is a go
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
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