i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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