so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
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