Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Randomize
