What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
She bit a glass in half.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I want to be your penis for a week.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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