Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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