The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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