Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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