I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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