she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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