Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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