it hurts more in the daytime
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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