he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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