Duck Duck Cougar?
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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