so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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