: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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