i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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