they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
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