all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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