Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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