Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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