It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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