OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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