I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
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