what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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