i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
Randomize
