I want to stick my p in your. b.
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Randomize
