do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
you guys were way drunker than both of me
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize
