Whod you bang
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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