Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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