You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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