I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
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