"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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