All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Never underestimate the power of titties
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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