Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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