Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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