After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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