Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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