WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
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