i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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