thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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