**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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