He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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