I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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