Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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