he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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