if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
just tell him i said nine months
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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