Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
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