white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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