Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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