Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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